not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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