Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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