clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
did i just pee glitter
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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