I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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