in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The adults are the big ones right?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
