It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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