i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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