I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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