if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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