...so i touched it.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i came on her dog
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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