STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
