We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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