That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
