So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I lost the right to judge tonight
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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