He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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