Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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