I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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