what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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