I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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