I'm really into asian looking animals
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
zippers are such a cool invention
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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