And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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