Rock
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Fuck
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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