I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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