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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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