this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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