i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Randomize
