i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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