i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Randomize
