Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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