Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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