she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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