omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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