Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I would ride that face into the sunset
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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