Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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