Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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