I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I lost the right to judge tonight
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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