You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How's work?
Spinning.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm too high and old for this...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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