nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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