Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize