Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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