next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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