I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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