she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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