Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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