Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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