1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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