do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
