? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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