doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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