I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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