He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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