How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
