Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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