im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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