My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have post one night stand depression
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